I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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