idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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