My room smells like vodka and shame
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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