Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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