R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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