Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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