also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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