is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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