Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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