Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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