Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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