if you like me you must not know who I am
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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