You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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