Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
high people should be assigned attendants
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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