And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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