the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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