is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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