I puked a lego.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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