You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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