I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
nutella sex= disaster
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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