i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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