puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Randomize
