he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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