Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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