Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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