it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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