i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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