I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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