Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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