Are we in a gay sports bar?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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