Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need water and some morals
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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