I've blown a few things in my day
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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