I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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