i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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