They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
how do flat chested girls get laid?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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