is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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