I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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