Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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