whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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