Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
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To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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