He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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