Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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