dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
