Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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