what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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