Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
either way he was missing a nipple.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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