to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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