I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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