i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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