i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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