you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
