how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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