did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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