And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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