Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
